I thought I’d have a friend write this for me because writing about myself makes me uncomfortable. Unfortunately the only responses I recieved from my friends were as follows:

“We’re not friends, man.”

“Absolutely not.”

“My delivering of your mail everyday does not constitute a friendship. Infact this is the firt time we’ve met.”


30 something nerd for pay (System Administrator/Engineer) and Linux advocate, obsessed with tech and its place in our world.

Lover of fightsport, primarily BJJ, MMA, and kind of a meathead.

Bitten by a radioactive sloth and gifted with the powers of ennui allowing me to watch Law & Order for hours.

Enjoyed Batman Vs. Superman up until the end. Thinks Justice League was better than every Avengers, but still hates comic book movies.

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